Dear Mr. Awesome,
I wanted to take a quick moment and "thank you" for taking time out of your day to speak with me. I realize that sustaining damage to your property can be unsettling. If there is anything that I can do to assist you further, please do not hesitate to respond to my e-mail or call me direct on my work phone.Do you think our friend the insurance claims representative is being intentionally sarcastic? Like, "Thanks A LOT bitchez, now I have to come all the way out to your stupid piece of crap house just to tell you that there is no way we're going to cover this damage. I was enjoying a delicious crossandwich from BK and now my day is ruined."
From the Soren News Desk: He is fascinated by his new tooth. He's constantly poking his tongue at it, making him look like a little lizard. I guess if he were actually a lizard he would not be little, but would be an enormous eighteen pound lizard of terror. In people terms though, still small.