Currently I am gnawing a peppermint stick as if a bone. Luckily my cube-mate is away, so no one suffers.
Yesterday I went to the post office to mail some packages and I don't want to shock you, but that place was busy! Yowza! Most of the people in line were waiting to talk to actual humans, though, so I got in the shorter line to use the package-sending machine. Still, there were definitely a bunch of people waiting on me, so I tried to mail my packages as quickly as I could. I could feel all the eyes on my back, willing me to hurry the hell up already.
When I stamped the last package, the guy behind me patted me on the shoulder and said, "I just want you to know, you did a really amazing job with that. You handled that machine like a pro!"