Wedding stuff is so weird.
For instance. The lovely Lass just pointed me to some dessert-related ideas for my wedding. Currently we are planning on having a tower of doughnuts (seriously), which would no doubt be much more festive once adorned with a cake topper that looks like us. This example is my favorite:
Because nothing says forever like cell phones and weaponry, am I right?
But there's plenty more where that came from. Have you considered having a dolphin-themed wedding? Someone has! How about a lovely NASCAR wedding? Don't worry, the guide has already been written!
I don't even know if I should show you the other thing Lass linked to today. Are you ready?
Seriously, are you?
How about a cake that looks like you?
I assume the cake part is red velvet. What fun to disembowel yourself on your wedding day!