Today was an exciting day at the library. First, I got asked out on a date by a gentleman named Swan. Well, to be more accurate, I guess he asked me to ask him out on a date. He suggested that I show him around some of my favorite area bars when I got off work. When I told him that I had to go home to feed my baby,* he said, "I don't even HAVE a baby to go home to."
Later, a crazy drunk woman came to hang out in the Teen Center with her son. Her son seemed like a sweet kid and I can only imagine that he was silently dying of embarrassment as his drunk (or possibly drugged) mom cursed our printing system up and down. To be fair, our printing system is indeed an asshole, but still, lady. Have some mercy on your thirteen-year-old kid.
*I don't know why this is the excuse I went with, except that it's true.