Lately whenever I see those inspirational sayings on church signs, I have been finishing them with "in your butt." Sort of like the "in bed" thing with fortune cookies, you know. For example:
"A gift is not a gift until given [in your butt]."
"Mary wrapped the first Christmas gift . . . isn't it time you accepted it [in your butt]?"
"A diamond is a piece of coal that stuck to its job [in your butt]."
See?! It's magic. This is my holiday gift to you--one that will keep on giving. You're welcome.
2 comments:
"A Candle Loses Nothing by Lighting another candle..."
"A Fellow Who Says it Can't Be Done is Likely to be Interrupted by Someone Doing it..."
"A Good Place for the 'Buck to Stop' is in the Collection Plate..."
"A Stranger is a Friend You've Never Met..."
This is wonderful.
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