A few days ago, an older man approached the desk with a long piece of paper--probably a toothpick or straw wrapper--dangling from his lower lip. He handed me a business card for a restaurant.
Man: WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO THIS RESTAURANT?
Me (brightly) : I'm not sure what you're asking. I'd be happy to look up reviews of that restaurant if you like!
Man: I WENT TO COLLEGE.
The Amazing Vacation of Laziness was indeed amazing, and already seems like a distant, distant dream. I'll post a couple of pictures of it tomorrow, should you happen to care.