Hey Internet! I have a question for you. Let's pretend that you are the kind of person who likes to dance at weddings (which, by the way, I sincerely hope you are). As such a person, what sort of music would you hope to be dancing to at said weddings?
Would it be:
A. Motown, baby! Give me some Stevie Wonder and I am sign, sealing, and delivering the finest dance moves you have ever seen.
B. Disco. I am all ABBA, all the time.
C. The terrible hip hop of my youth. I know what to do, chief: bust a move.
D. The obscure hipster music of today. I will feel cheated if anyone besides me can name the bands.
E. Something else, which I will hereby explain for you in elaborate detail!
Thank you for your assistance in this matter.