Here's a conversation I won't mind not having every day:
Coworker or Library Patron* (as though I am in the final stages of galloping consumption): How are you feeling?
Me: Good, thanks! How are you?
CoLP: You look tired.
Me: Well, I guess I am a little bit tired. Not too bad, though.
CoLP: Yeah, well you'd better enjoy life now because soon you'll be a MISERABLE SLEEPLESS WRECK! Hahahaha!
Good one.
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My due date is a week away. I wouldn't mind getting this show on the road a couple of days early, but I have a feeling it'll be more likely to run late. Any last minute advice?
*Really, all of my coworkers are great. These conversations only happen with people who work here, but aren't really my coworkers. You know?